Lindsay Looked High Today

A reader encounter actress / druggie Lindsay Lohan at a North Hollywood pizza restaurant today and sent in this account:

I saw Linday Lohan at Pitfire Pizza today in North Hollywood. I went in for lunch as usual and as I was walking in saw all of the photographers. I asked the girl at the counter why they were there and she said Lindsay Lohan was inside. I ordered my food and then saw Lindsay. She had two handlers with her, both female and one was seriously rotund. She was just sitting there, no food or drink in front of her and was talking animatedly to the handlers rather loudly. Everyone in the restaurant could hear her say ,’Minimize that.’ etc. None of the things she said actually made sense, it all just sounded like a bunch of random sentences. Her handlers just sat there and smiled like she was a four year old they were trying to keep happy. It was totally bizarre. She seemed ‘jumpy’ and couldn’t stop moving. She really got a thrill out of people looking at her.

I sat and waited on my food. I thought it would be fun to take a picture of her with my phone and did so. Then some male parolee type from Cochran prison she had hired as security materialized out of nowhere and barked at me ‘No pictures.’ Douche bag.

Next, Lindsay, handlers, and ex-prisoner bodyguard moved to an outside table. I have no idea why, because then the paparazzos started shooting photos of her. At the table, she was fidgety and switched seats with one of the handlers. The scuzzy bodyguard just glowered at people like some sort of freak.

Overall, I don’t buy the whole ‘drug free’ Lindsay story. She sounded like she was high on something when she spoke (it was like she was reciting random stream of consciousness poetry) and was ‘twitchy’ (couldn’t stay still). She seriously needs help and I don’t mean people who are paid to watch her, but some sort of stable family intervention. Those handlers didn’t give a shit about her, they were obviously just babysitters.

Lindsay looks just like her photos in person. Her hair is very blonde and has a ’strawlike’ texture. She needs to lay off the bleach. Whomever is employing her now is not doing her any favors. She is obviously an addict.

This is the video I shot: